... HAH. That was the most fucking hilarious end to an evening I've seen a long time.

[SOUNDS OF NOISY CAROUSING AND SCUFFLING IN THE BACKGROUND, SHOUTS OF OUTRAGE AND THE SLAM OF HANDS ON TABLES; THE GENERAL DIN OF HUMANITY PACKED CLOSE TOGETHER]Shipping Guild has a fifty-man wager on whether the gargoyles did it. Blacksmith's Guild says they did ( Read more... )

[SOUND OF ENGINES POWERING DOWN]

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[SOUND OF THINGS BREAKING. A LOT OF THINGS. VERY ECHOEY IN HERE, TOO.]

[OOC: ... yeeahhh might be wise to stay away for. A bit. EXCEPT FOR TATIANA because she's smrt, rite.]

What the fuck are the fucking gunners doing.

I haven't seen cannonfire this shitty since the baker's sister got hold of a goddamn paintball gun. Actually, somebody oughta get the cooks on that.

Wisla, what the fuck are you doing sitting on that pass? FUCKING MOVE.